Tumblr never disappoints…
i was so here for this
She shimmied out of her seat like she knew she was bad.
The sort of parallel universe we all in a way begin to fear because we're not sure what it's like.
I assure you though, my dear. It isn't too bad on the other side. At least, not by far.
I'm Hide or Rabbit. Whichever you prefer. I like a lot of things, obviously. You know, stuff. I like stuff. I love to make new friends, so don't be shy! I promise I don't bite-- Too often.
My prince has finally come
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMIOLI
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
LITERALLY JUST PASSED BATMAN
No one’s above the law
Not even Batman
"Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking"
it’s like an ungodly sun
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way to close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety