Me: It’s Kurt Cobain’ birthday.
Tyrone: It is?
Me: It is. I’m fangirling over here.
Tyrone: Why are you up so early?
Me: ..School.
Tyrone: …It’s Presidents day…
Me: I have school.
Tyrone: WHAT.
Me: I know right.
Tyrone: THAT’S SO LAME.
Me: It sucks unicorn testicles.
So…. My friend Sam (Tyrone) lives two hours away from me. It was about 6:50 a.m. when I sent her a message….I’msorryTyroneIloveyou.